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09-30-2004, 12:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Legolas:
Dear Santa, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT NEED A JOB! STOP CALLING ME! I SHOOT THINGS; I DO NOT MAKE TOYS!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FAT BEARDED HEAD!! AND TELL YOUR BUDDIES AT KEEBLER THAT I DON'T BAKE COOKIES, EITHER! PS; I'd like a puppy and a toy firetruck for Christmas. Do you prefer shortbread or chocolate chip?
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09-30-2004, 02:15 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Denethor-Please Santa, I would like a Fire extinquisher.
Sauron-I would like a siren for this fancy little spotlight eye I have. TY, Santa. Thranduil-Santa all I want is some spider repellent. Eomer-All I ask for Santa is some more screen time in the movies!!! |
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09-30-2004, 02:22 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Frodo:
Dear Santa, Could I please get a finger for Christmas? Lovingly, FB
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09-30-2004, 02:47 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Sauron-Santa can I have another little Golden ring, and this time make it TOTALLY indestructable.
Glorfindel- Kill Arwen for me, here I'll even pay you. Celeborn- Santa all I ask for is for you to make my wife the ugliest, most hideous looking thing you can imagine. I'm tired of everyone hitting on her. Oh, and SMACK Gimli for me. Elrond- Put me in a mental institute. I mean, the one woman I fell in love with was wounded and left me, my daugther ran off with some mortal, and you know how much I hate them stupid HUMANS, and my sons only care about killing things, PLEASE help ME! (P.S thankyou Mithalwen lol) Sam- Ok, I know I've asked for a little kid for the past 13 years but I really think Rosie and I could use another one. P.S. Fordhim you and I must think alike, you got to the Frodo finger before me, GJ! |
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09-30-2004, 02:19 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
Posts: 4,349
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Dear Santa: Give me a thousand years supply of fireproof eyeliner. NOW.
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