What if's, franchises, and humor

[Morsul the Dark]

Imagine if one of the Nazgul had a wife

Wife-I told you we would get lost
Nazgul-We're not lost we're going to the shire this is a shorcut
W-thats what you said three hours ago why dont you stop and ask for directions?
N-Because I don't need directions why is it whenever we run late you blame my Riding skills?
W-Well a woman would already have found this Baggins person and gotten the ring by now!
N-Fine!! #@#@$@@$....there's someone...Shire! Baggins!

(and thats why the nazgul was grumpy)