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07-25-2004, 11:40 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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The Use of Cell Phones: Gandalf calling Theoden: Hey Theoden! Long time no see! Right, well, we need some re-inforcemence here! So, if you could, you know, muster your Rohirrmir, that'd be great. Ciao.
Theoden after hearing call: Hello, Westfold, Snowbord, rondevous at Dunland. The Use of Holograms: Orcs are surrounding Minas Tirith. Gandalf summons a hologram of a Balrog. Orcs go back to Mordor. The use of energy bars: Sam: Frodo! We're so close, but we'll never make it to Mt. Doom. Frodo: Not so fast Sam! I've got a power bar! They eat the power bar and destory the ring.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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07-25-2004, 02:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: in my hobbit hole
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That was absolutely wonderful. I commend you. Keep posting ones like that!
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07-25-2004, 06:24 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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You talkin to me? Sorry, had to make a reference to deNiro there! Anyways, glad to do it! Here's another:
The use of GPS: In Emyn Muil, Frodo and Sam are wandering for days. Then, thanks to GPS, they track the signal on their cell phone and make it out safely 
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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07-25-2004, 06:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: in my hobbit hole
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Yes you Perky Ent! Those are so funny. I laugh for so long after reading your posts I even find myself chuckling later throughout the day. Absolutely funny! This thread is turning out better than I expected! I just wish more people would post. It's all really funny!
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07-25-2004, 06:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Use of Google.com
Gandalf quickly finds all the information he needs in a matter of minutes along with lots of annoying pop-ups
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07-25-2004, 06:41 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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If you like them so much, why don't you rate them
lol Google! That's awesome! Here's another:The Use of eBay: Elrond is about to give Aragorn The Ring of Barahir, but Aragorn stops him Elrond: Take it, it's yours! Aragorn: That's ok! i already have one! Elrond: Already have one? Aragorn: Yeah! I bought off of some snowman in Forchel. It was a great bargan. Elrond: So, can I keep it? Aragorn: Actually, I was thinking of selling it. I'm just $20 away from buying the The White Tree.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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07-25-2004, 06:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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ebay thats gereat!
let's see... a grappling hook Gandalf saves himself while balrog continues to fall
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