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Old 07-25-2004, 11:40 AM   #1
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The Use of Cell Phones: Gandalf calling Theoden: Hey Theoden! Long time no see! Right, well, we need some re-inforcemence here! So, if you could, you know, muster your Rohirrmir, that'd be great. Ciao.
Theoden after hearing call: Hello, Westfold, Snowbord, rondevous at Dunland.


The Use of Holograms: Orcs are surrounding Minas Tirith. Gandalf summons a hologram of a Balrog. Orcs go back to Mordor.


The use of energy bars: Sam: Frodo! We're so close, but we'll never make it to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: Not so fast Sam! I've got a power bar!
They eat the power bar and destory the ring.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:59 PM   #2
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That was absolutely wonderful. I commend you. Keep posting ones like that!
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:24 PM   #3
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You talkin to me? Sorry, had to make a reference to deNiro there! Anyways, glad to do it! Here's another:


The use of GPS: In Emyn Muil, Frodo and Sam are wandering for days. Then, thanks to GPS, they track the signal on their cell phone and make it out safely
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:31 PM   #4
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Yes you Perky Ent! Those are so funny. I laugh for so long after reading your posts I even find myself chuckling later throughout the day. Absolutely funny! This thread is turning out better than I expected! I just wish more people would post. It's all really funny!
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:36 PM   #5
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Use of Google.com

Gandalf quickly finds all the information he needs in a matter of minutes along with lots of annoying pop-ups
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:41 PM   #6
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If you like them so much, why don't you rate them lol Google! That's awesome! Here's another:


The Use of eBay: Elrond is about to give Aragorn The Ring of Barahir, but Aragorn stops him
Elrond: Take it, it's yours!
Aragorn: That's ok! i already have one!
Elrond: Already have one?
Aragorn: Yeah! I bought off of some snowman in Forchel. It was a great bargan.
Elrond: So, can I keep it?
Aragorn: Actually, I was thinking of selling it. I'm just $20 away from buying the The White Tree.
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:48 PM   #7
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ebay thats gereat!

let's see...

a grappling hook Gandalf saves himself while balrog continues to fall
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