LOTR characters as children? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

yavanna II · 07-22-2004, 05:04 AM

eLROND: an AUTHISTIC kid in the corners who predicts the future
Galadriel: a cute girl but very ambitious & nerdy and everytime there's a quiz....."i passed the test....."
Sam: Best in Botany kid, hated by all coz of his bugging Mr Frodo [or suspected a gay!!!}

Sauron : kid always losing his glasses oand/or cracking his contact lenses

Gollum: Everyday's my birthhhhdaaaaaay.....

Morsul the Dark · 07-22-2004, 10:22 AM

Gandalf at home making fire cracker

mom comes in " Gandalf you'll never get anywhere if all you do is play with fire"

Balrog aas a child out in the the forest by the river

"i'm hot I'll go take a swim!"
mom "Edward Isaac Balrog don't take nother stgep toweards that water!"

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 11:43 AM

Why do mothers go for the full name when they are trying to stop you in your tracks.... I was always known by the short form of my name but then every so often it would be the full 4 syllables + middle name + surname ="What do you think you're doing?"

I think Elf princes are all budding delinquents - they either have to find their own realm or kick around half hoping Daddy will be murdered or slain in battle so they can be top dog.... I reckon that Thranduil asked Elrond to get Leggie out of the way for a while to stop him moping around the palace being bored and that the Dunedain had to take on Elladan and Elrohir in return for all that free board and lodging and fostering of their dependents.... I always think there is something a bit sinister about those boys...they should have gopt ovbert dressing alike a couple of millenia previously and it may be coincidental that chieftains of the Dunedain tend to meet unfortunate ends in their company but I think it is displacement activity....

Sapphire_Flame · 07-22-2004, 03:45 PM

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Treebeard the acorn

I couldn't resist!!!

07-22-2004, 10:22 AM	#2
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf at home making fire cracker mom comes in " Gandalf you'll never get anywhere if all you do is play with fire" Balrog aas a child out in the the forest by the river "i'm hot I'll go take a swim!" mom "Edward Isaac Balrog don't take nother stgep toweards that water!" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-22-2004, 11:43 AM	#3
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Why do mothers go for the full name when they are trying to stop you in your tracks.... I was always known by the short form of my name but then every so often it would be the full 4 syllables + middle name + surname ="What do you think you're doing?" I think Elf princes are all budding delinquents - they either have to find their own realm or kick around half hoping Daddy will be murdered or slain in battle so they can be top dog.... I reckon that Thranduil asked Elrond to get Leggie out of the way for a while to stop him moping around the palace being bored and that the Dunedain had to take on Elladan and Elrohir in return for all that free board and lodging and fostering of their dependents.... I always think there is something a bit sinister about those boys...they should have gopt ovbert dressing alike a couple of millenia previously and it may be coincidental that chieftains of the Dunedain tend to meet unfortunate ends in their company but I think it is displacement activity.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

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07-22-2004, 05:04 AM	#1
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	eLROND: an AUTHISTIC kid in the corners who predicts the future Galadriel: a cute girl but very ambitious & nerdy and everytime there's a quiz....."i passed the test....." Sam: Best in Botany kid, hated by all coz of his bugging Mr Frodo [or suspected a gay!!!} Sauron : kid always losing his glasses oand/or cracking his contact lenses Gollum: Everyday's my birthhhhdaaaaaay.....