101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

ninlaith · 07-20-2004, 10:58 PM

another good way to try to sound like Gollum is to make a sound like you would if you were garggling water and say gollum. It helps if you have a cold..

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-21-2004, 02:31 AM

~ 101 reasons Andúril is way better than Excalibur.

~ 101 reasons not to call any Barrowdowner "darling"...

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 07-21-2004, 10:55 AM

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101 ways to skin a hobbit

That's hobbit abuse, I'll have you know! On which note...

- 101 ways to prevent hobbit abuse

- 101 ways to punish hobbit abuse

- 101 ways (and more!) that hobbits have been abused.

Elennar Starfire · 07-21-2004, 11:24 AM

~101 names for Anti-Hobbit Abuse Organisations

The Only Real Estel · 07-21-2004, 12:12 PM

101 different telemarking companies in Middle Earth

101 different ways to whack the telemarketers with your staff

101 different semi-polite names for the Sackville-Bagginses & all those other annoying relatives

symestreem · 07-21-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

~ 101 reasons not to call any Barrowdowner "darling"...

-101 things to do to a Barrowdowner that calls you "darling."
-101 things we could all be doing right now
-101 consequences of not doing the above
-101 reasons why LOTR needed more female warriors
-101 reasons to tell if the fox is really a spy for a covert organizations. Example: look for a headset disguised as a collar.
-101 things to do with duct tape in Middle-earth
-101 ways to stop posting on this thread, a sort of self-help guide.
-101 things we need to know about the Halfelven mafia.

Saraphim · 07-22-2004, 01:04 AM

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-101 things we need to know about the Halfelven mafia.

Ha! That one could be a parody fan-fic or something. Which reminds me:

101 reasons most people should not write LotR fan-fictions.
101 of the worst Mary-Sues that fall in love with Legolas.
101 ways painful ways to kill Mary-Sues
101 fan-fics that are actually good out of the billions that exist

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 07-30-2004, 11:19 AM

101 reasons why you should read LOTR under your desk in science class (or any class, really, take your pick)
101 ways to take up hard drive space with LOTR
101 ways to trick Aragorn into taking a bath
101 schemes to get nonfans intrested in LOTR
101 ways above schemes can and will blow up in your face
101 ways to sneak onto BD while you're supposed to be working/studying
101 uses for the One Ring in daily life
101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure...
101 reasons why I should not make up any more "101 whatevers"

Morsul the Dark · 07-30-2004, 11:40 AM

101 reasons aragorn hates baths
101 reasons legalos never gets dirty
101 ways to grrom a beard by gimli

Elennar Starfire · 07-30-2004, 01:24 PM

~101 ways to majorly annoy Legolas (steal his shampoo, yell 'rubber arrows' every time he shoots at something...)
~101 ways to majorly annoy Aragorn (make him take a bath, hide his sword...)

07-20-2004, 10:58 PM	#1
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	another good way to try to sound like Gollum is to make a sound like you would if you were garggling water and say gollum. It helps if you have a cold.. __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-21-2004, 02:31 AM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	~ 101 reasons Andúril is way better than Excalibur. ~ 101 reasons not to call any Barrowdowner "darling"... __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 07-21-2004 at 02:32 AM. Reason: coding

07-21-2004, 11:24 AM	#4
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	~101 names for Anti-Hobbit Abuse Organisations __________________ Don't let me die!

07-21-2004, 12:12 PM	#5
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	101 different telemarking companies in Middle Earth 101 different ways to whack the telemarketers with your staff 101 different semi-polite names for the Sackville-Bagginses & all those other annoying relatives Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 07-30-2004 at 07:32 PM.

07-30-2004, 11:19 AM	#8
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	101 101 101 101.... 101 reasons why you should read LOTR under your desk in science class (or any class, really, take your pick) 101 ways to take up hard drive space with LOTR 101 ways to trick Aragorn into taking a bath 101 schemes to get nonfans intrested in LOTR 101 ways above schemes can and will blow up in your face 101 ways to sneak onto BD while you're supposed to be working/studying 101 uses for the One Ring in daily life 101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure... 101 reasons why I should not make up any more "101 whatevers" __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

07-30-2004, 11:40 AM	#9
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	101 reasons aragorn hates baths 101 reasons legalos never gets dirty 101 ways to grrom a beard by gimli __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-30-2004, 01:24 PM	#10
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	~101 ways to majorly annoy Legolas (steal his shampoo, yell 'rubber arrows' every time he shoots at something...) ~101 ways to majorly annoy Aragorn (make him take a bath, hide his sword...) __________________ Don't let me die!

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