101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by One of the Nine

Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

Peace, One of the Nine!

But if you do say stuff like "LotR never happened"here, you're bound to get burned at the stake. Sorry, though.

Anywhen...

~ 101 things you never say to someone obsessed with LotR.

~ 101 things that would happen to you if said thing is said. Probably a dip at Mt. Doom would be included.

~ 101 things Gollum could have brought before taking a dip at Mt. Doom. Soap, or his rubber fissshie, maybe.