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Deadnight Chanter
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some more, after a break
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When Beorn was young, he was quite thin, bald, cachetic and undersized, But once he fell into the Entwash... *** Two doctors in an asylum: Doctor #1: And this here chap is our gravest case - he thinks he's an elf Doctor #2: I can't believe he's incurable! Doctor #1: Do believe me, he's here since 1645, and still there is no improvement, no imrovement at all! *** Imrahil comes up to Minas-Tirith walls. There is disorder and panic there. Imrahil: What's the matter? Some soldier: We've heard rumours, Lord, that Rohirrim are coming, Imrahil: So it is a good news, what are you scared of? Soldier: They say that when the Riders come from Rohan each would bring behind him a halfling warrior, small maybe, but hard, bold, and wicked. And that on top of those here orks and haradrim! May the Valar turn them aside... *** Elrond complains to Galadriel: E: Crazy ways of my daughter will break my heart. She refuses to go to the West, and weeps for this Aragorn guy all the time. What have I sinned to deserve it? G: Don't you worry, Elrond, dear, it's just awkward age of hers. Wait couple of millenia, it will heal itself, you'll see *** cheers
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