101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create

[Nirvana II]

101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by One of the Nine

~101 reasons why there should be a actment (can't say reanactment, cause it never happened *don't kill me*) of LotR in your back yard.

LotR...never...happened? BLASPHEMER!!! *burns One of the Nine on a stake*

Anywhen...

~ 101 proofs - or is it prooves? - LotR did happen.

~ 101 ways to cook Gandalf - by the trolls of Eriador.

~ 101 reasons I can't think of another thing to add to the "101 '101 things' Barrowdowners would create"

[Nirvana II]

101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?

[elronds_daughter]

101 ways to distract your siblings from reading your post-in-progress over your shoulder. (or anything over your shoulder for that matter...)

[One of the Nine]

Originally Posted by Nirvana II

101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?

Yeah, kind of. Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

~101 things you could do with a Hobbit.
~101 meals you could possibly bake with a Hobbit.
~101 you could tell the Hobbit after you've scared them off.
~101 ways to tell an orc he's stupid.
~101 ways to run away from the orc after you've said that it's stupid.
~101 ways to eat a stupid person that called you stupid- from an orc.
~101 ways to say "101 '101 things' a Barrowdowner would create"

That's all for now, and I actually have to go. But I'll be back yet again!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

- 101 ways to prove that Roggie, Bill, and Bob are all the same Balrog. They're just.. aliases. Yup.

- 101 ways to get out of taking dance lessons from said Balrog.

- 101 ways to get invited to the "Breakdancing - from the Bridge to the Mountain" party.

[wilwarin538]

Originally Posted by Nirvana II

101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith

Thats great, I love it!!!

[One of the Nine]

All of these are great! I've had much needed laughs from here.

~101 reasons why there should be a "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book would not be a best seller.
~101 reasons why you would get a non-fan the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why, on getting "Lord of the Rings for dummies", would just throw it in your face and stalk off angrily.
~101 reasons why everyone should read Lord of the Rings.
~101 ways to get everyone to read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why everyone would profusely resent your idea to have everyone read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why Sauron should be poked in the eye.
~101 '101 ways to poke Sauron in the eye' lists that BDer's would create.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by One of the Nine

Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

Peace, One of the Nine!

But if you do say stuff like "LotR never happened"here, you're bound to get burned at the stake. Sorry, though.

Anywhen...

~ 101 things you never say to someone obsessed with LotR.

~ 101 things that would happen to you if said thing is said. Probably a dip at Mt. Doom would be included.

~ 101 things Gollum could have brought before taking a dip at Mt. Doom. Soap, or his rubber fissshie, maybe.