How to Write a Best Selling Fantasy Novel - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Araréiel · 06-28-2004, 10:57 PM

My stories always end up with a bunch of mushy stuff and the female trying to get into the pants of the male who, out of respect for his love for her (and fearing the wrath of her father because he mom's dead) restrains himself and turns her down like an idiot! Okay, so only my current story (already 156 printed pages on 8.5x11" paper, single-spaced in font 10 Times New Roman) has that mush.

This could be a challenge. Write a parody of fantasy novels. A novel idea! Okay, pardon my dumb pun.....

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06-28-2004, 10:57 PM	#12
Araréiel Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 92	My stories always end up with a bunch of mushy stuff and the female trying to get into the pants of the male who, out of respect for his love for her (and fearing the wrath of her father because he mom's dead) restrains himself and turns her down like an idiot! Okay, so only my current story (already 156 printed pages on 8.5x11" paper, single-spaced in font 10 Times New Roman) has that mush. This could be a challenge. Write a parody of fantasy novels. A novel idea! Okay, pardon my dumb pun.....