I know it's a inside joke! I just like doing things like that
Quote:
Sam: Destory the ring!
Frodo: Mmm, don't think so! *puts ring on*
Smeagol: Attention shoppers, there's a 5 doller discount on Hobbit Fingers!
Gollum: Mmm, forbidden finger
*bits frodo's finger and takes the ring*
Gollum: La la la la la, *looks at sign* Do not jump over edge? Yeah, like that's gonna happen....
*falls off*
*ring doesn't melt*
Frodo: Why isn't it melting?
Sam: I don't know!
Elrond: Oh, sorry! I didn't have my glasses on when I was at the council. It can only be destroyed at Mt. Foon! It's in chinatown!
Frodo: Where is Chinatown?
Elrond: In China
Frodo: Oh! Right! Off course! How silly of me!
Sam: Where's China Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: I have no idea, but it isn't hear
Elrond: Actually, Sauron became so partial to take-out, he-
*stops talking*
*Frodo and Sam are pigging out*
Gandalf in aggrivated tone: Hobbits!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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06-14-2004, 09:57 PM
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