If I were a character I would...

[Quirkette]

If I were Sam, I would refrain from calling Frodo "Mr. Frodo" and "My master" at a certain point. Especially after I'd saved him from Shelob, if not sooner. I know he was my boss when I gardened for him, but come on. If we weren't equal in our hobbit status by then, we never would be!

[Agent Evenstar]

Hmmm, if I were any character, I think I would like to be Eowyn, just for the sole reason of being able to weild a sword. I also would like to be able to ride a horse without falling on my behind... I just think she is very cool and a strong character, someone I can relate to, seeing as all the guys I have ever cared for either liked someone else or were just not interested (just kidding! Well, not really).

And I would also like to be Faramir, just so I could yell at Denethor for being such an insensitive and mean dad...

Or Galadriel, so I can go on power trips, too, and make my robes fly out around me, which I think would be an effective way of getting my brother to take out the trash...

Yeah, that's about it...

[Quirkette]

If I were movie Denethor, I'd go to Gandalf to ask him how I might turn myself into a vampire. Denethor seems like he'd make an excellent vampire, because he overdramatizes everything, looks like death, and eats in such a way that you can just about fancy seeing blood running down his chin.

If I were Pippin, I would've sung a very obnoxious drinking song to Denethor in order to aggravate the holy hell out of him. Perhaps this would annoy Big D to the point that he chokes to death on his food.

[Arwen Evenstar]

I would let Gollum lead Frodo and I to the Stairs of Cirith Ungol so that I knew the way into Mordor, waited until Mr. Frodo fell asleep, and throw Gollum off the stairs! HAHAHAHA!!! When Mr. Frodo awoke and asked were he had gone, I would reply, " He must have run off, the old villian! So much for his promises!" and then without feeling any guilt, continue on our way. After the ring was destroyed, and we were safely home, I would confess to Mr. Frodo about what I did. Perhaps he would understand.

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

I'd be Sauron, but I wouldn't do something dumb like put all my power in a Ring. Not too smart for one of the Maiar I have to say. I'd definitely find another way to spy on everyone and enslave them. \

But I LOVED this line from Saraphim about Fingolfin, I laughed soo hard. "And Fingolfin, because he is the greates elf ever to kick Morgoth's hide around Thangorodrim.
(yeah, I know he was crushed, but he went out with a bang that everyone heard.)"
Loved it!!!!!!

[kementari]

I'd be a mini Eowyn.
The womenly strength, and the ability to believe no Orc is too big for her.

Yay!

[Urwen]

I'd be Lindorie.

I'd return from dead,gather all the faithful,create a transparent,go to Armenelos with all of them and start protesting that my great-grandchild should give the throne back to my other great-grandchild!