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05-24-2004, 01:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
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And into these pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
One by one, the free pants in Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the pants of the Misty Mountains. hobbits at bilbo's party: Pants, Bilbo, pants! Bilbo: Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live in such excellent and admirable pants. or I've put the pants off for far too long. or I regret to announce that these are the pants. and You will keep some pants on Frodo, won't you? Merry: You're supposed to stick it in the pants! Pippin: It is in the pants! hehe. i'll stop before it gets too nasty.
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05-24-2004, 03:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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Lady Snickerdoodle! I love the sig!
Anyway... The pants go ever on and on, down from the waistline where they began... I will take the Ring to Mordor... though, I do not have my pants.
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05-25-2004, 12:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Gandalf:They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Pants. We do not know who else may be watching!
Frodo: Underpants. My name is Underpants. Pink Eye: The trees are strong my Lord. Their pants go deep. Saruman: Rip them all down. Saruman: (to Gandalf) Embrace the power of the Ring, or embrace your own pants! Boromir: The shards of Narsil! The blade that cut the ring from Saruon's pants! Gimli: I will be dead before I see the ring in the pants of an Elf! Aragorn: I suggest you take some rest and recover your pants, Master Dwarf. Aragorn: I do not know what strength lies within my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the white pants fall. Abedithon le, ~*~Aranel~*~
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05-25-2004, 01:39 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
 that induced a giggle... and i think someone used my sig in this thread, subbing pants for pizza... Made me look twice anyway.Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the pants of dwarves? (has this one been used already???)
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05-25-2004, 02:20 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere Else
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To pants other trousers no doubt appear different.
Or to shorts. But Skirts have not been our study. We have other business. and one of my personal favourites: I have never been out of my own pants before. And if I had known what the world outside was like, I don't think I should have had the heart to leave them.
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05-25-2004, 10:25 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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I have decided that this thread is the funniest peice of work ever to hit the Downs.
Some from the Silmarilion: "The doom lies in yourself, not in your pants." "For little price do elven-kings sell thier pants..."
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05-26-2004, 01:48 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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"I tell you. There's a great fighter about, one of those bloody-handed Elves, or one of the filthy pants."
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