Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR

[Esgallhugwen]

ok I may have a few more...

-never say your safe because your still in the Shire, thats code for your fellow Hobbits to mow you down in a corn feild.
-Always carry a Hafling around. You never know when you'll need one
-Always keep handy an Elvish phile filled with liquid starlight to scare away nasty big spiders
-speaking of spiders, never ignore the fact that their webbing is extremely sticky (and could probably substitute for super glue)
-Keep anything flamable away from suicidal pyromaniacs or just pyromaniacs in general


mwahahahaha....theres more to come!

[Sapphire_Flame]

2. you have to be fast if you want to get your screen time. Arwen might take it.

*SNORK!!*

If you're ever in a fight with nine nazgul, don't worry. They will attack you one by one and the others will wander around looking threatening until it is their turn.

So true, so true.

~Although you spent the whole trip carrying that huge shield around, the ONE TIME you need it, you won't have it.

~Deforestation can be hazardous to your health and to your plans of world domination.

~When in trouble, call Legolas.

~When in doubt, blame Sauron.

~Evil minions can't swim very well.

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Sirithheruwen]

Although you spent the whole trip carrying that huge shield around, the ONE TIME you need it, you won't have it.

Actually, I never noticed that before. That's strange, considering how many times I've seen it. Strange....

[Morai]

Deforestation can be hazardous to your health and to your plans of world domination.

Ouch...that sounds like something a treehugger would say around where I live. *Shudder*

Hmmm... That explains Aragorns hydrophobia...

Probably doesn't want to loose his pretty silver /emerald ring. (Kinda reminds me of a "class ring"

*Don't follow fashion trends, especially when they're started by a powerful sorcerer who has been associated with Morgroth.

*If you're disguised in ork armor and you are a hobbit, no one will notice. Well...except maybe the Eye....

*But of course he's being distracted by another army...right until someone puts on the Ring

[Maeggaladiel]

If you're disguised in ork armor and you are a hobbit, no one will notice. Well...except maybe the Eye....

BUT-- Being only a single eye, he has no depth perception. Therefore even if he DOES see you in your deceptive armor, he can't tell if you're ten MILES away or ten FEET away.

Tree huggers, Morai? Do you live in Oregon? Because they have similar problems there. *slaps forehead-* Oh, duh. "Halfway between equator and pole..." I don't think Oregon has that strategic placement. Nevermind!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Lol, true true.

If a friend starts being protective over a ring, kill him...right away, don't wait two thousand years to do it...

[Morai]

Tree huggers, Morai? Do you live in Oregon? Because they have similar problems there. *slaps forehead-* Oh, duh. "Halfway between equator and pole..." I don't think Oregon has that strategic placement. Nevermind!

Okay fine, I do live in Oregon. (Where Treehuggers lie. And I like to call the former govenor the Dark Lord) A hotel in the town I live in is on the North 45th parallel. (And yes, I refuse to reveal what it is. If you are smart, you'll figure it out and keep silent.) So therefore I aproximately live half-way between the North Pole and the Equator.

Anyway, back to the thread.

*If you are old and wear long robes, people to honor and respect you. It's a new/old fashion statement saying "I am wise...RESPECT ME OR ELSE!"