Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR

[Miriel Undomiel]

If you're ever just about to be killed, talk to your best friend about your girl back home and you'll pull through.

Hmm... I always thought it was the other way around... In every war-movie ever made, at some point in the movie before the big battle and all the killing, some unimportant guy will show the important guy a picture of his wife/girlfriend (maybe even a kid) and tell him that he is getting retired after the battle *looong sentence*. Then the unimportant guy dies...

Get the point?

my version:

* If you're just about to be killed in a battle, don't talk to anyone about your girlfriend!