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Old 04-22-2004, 12:27 AM   #1
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What's black and white and red all over?
Saruman's beard after a spraypainting by M&P.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:21 PM   #2
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Gandalf: What is black and white and red all over?

Sam: Please Mr. Gandalf, don't turn me into anything...unnatural!
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Old 04-25-2004, 07:57 PM   #3
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What is black and white and red all over?

Sam: Po-ta-toes!

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Old 04-25-2004, 10:35 PM   #4
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Why do birds fly south?

Legolas: You neither need borrow a horse or be troubled by one.

What's black and white and red all over?

Halbarad put catsup all over Aragorn's banner.
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Old 04-26-2004, 01:55 PM   #5
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What's black and white and red all over?
PJ's script.

Why do birds fly south?
They're reporting to Isengard, of course!

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Old 04-26-2004, 05:21 PM   #6
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What's black and white and red all over?

Orthanc with a Canadian flag on it!
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Old 05-04-2004, 01:32 AM   #7
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How about the Mouth of Sauron squirting mayonnaise all over Barad-dur's banner?
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