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04-16-2004, 06:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Here's another one to try!
What's black and white and red all over? Many apologies if it's not the right time, or if that's a dumb one.
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04-17-2004, 06:31 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Well now, that's easy ...
Quote:
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04-17-2004, 07:07 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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black & white & red all over
A guard of the Citadel in the thick of battle.
Eeew.
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04-19-2004, 08:18 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Why do birds fly south?
To rescue hobbits from volcanoes.
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04-20-2004, 02:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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Why do birds fly south?
Movie Treebeard: Because they always liked going south. Somehow it feels like going downhill....
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04-20-2004, 04:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
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Marvelous, Saucepan.
mark12_30, you have inspired me with that Gondor idea... What's black and white and red all over? A Guard of the Citadel in a blender.
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04-21-2004, 02:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Continuing on that line of thought-
*What's black and white and red all over?* The guard of the Citadel with a bad allergic reaction. Heh heh! Wait, that wasn't funny... Oh well. Humor me. It's my birthday! -MAEG PS- I like the new tree icon!
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04-22-2004, 12:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2003
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What's black and white and red all over?
Saruman's beard after a spraypainting by M&P. 
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07-02-2004, 06:22 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I'm reviving this thread because I like it.Anyway, I'm not sure this is an old saw.
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten. Treebeard: If it would not have been so hasty it would not have been eaten.
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07-02-2004, 07:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The early bird gets the worm
Gollum: Iss it juicy? Iss it ssweet? Is it ssscrumptiously crunchable?
Sam: You'll make Mr. Frodo sick, eating it like that! Gollum (again): Give it to us raw and wwwrrrriggling! Legolas: One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! Merry: so... how many did you eat? Pippin: *burp* umm... four? Legolas: Would you like me to describe it?  (ew.)and legolas again.. my favorite quote ever! Legolas: He was twitching. *nod* haha this is a good one!
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07-02-2004, 09:09 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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the early bird gets the worm
Gwaihir: "Or the Hobbit."
Wormtongue: "Un-claw me, Eagle!"
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07-04-2004, 05:38 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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The early bird gets the worm
Galadriel: Leave it out! Celeborn's not that bad.
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07-06-2004, 10:56 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
Túrin: So does that make me a bird?
Glaurung: I don't think so... Post-mortem: Sorry this took so long... Top Ten replies to... To the house of a friend, the road is never long. 5. Gandalf: Tell me, friend, why is your house three hundred stories tall? With no elevator! 4. Olwë: What friend? They killed half my people! 3. Treebeard: There's this dormouse. He lives in my beard. He tickles me sometimes. Yep, he's my friend. 2. Frodo: Sam trashed my house. We're no longer friends. And... 1. Bombadil: Eh, what?
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07-16-2004, 10:54 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The early bird gets the worm...
Crebain from Dunland: ...or the Nine Walkers.
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11-15-2004, 12:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Tom sings a song about chickens to weary little hobbits... and MORE!!!
Yes, the title sounds like a pro-mo for a B-Movie but, i worked hard on this ok!!!
They all hurried forward, hobbits, chickens and ponies. Already half their weariness, sqawking and all their fears had fallen from them. Hey! Come merry chikies! rolled out the song to greet them. hey! Come derry chickies! Hop along, my birdies! Hobbits! chickens! Eggs all! We are fond of coup parties. Now let the fun begin! Let us sqawk together! or........ Then another chirpping voice, as chickeny and as feathery as Spring, like the song of a glad chick hopping down into the nest from a pecking morning in the hills, came falling like silver to meet them: now let the chirpping begin! Let us chirp together Of seed, grass, roads and crossing, eggs and cloudy weather, Light on the hatching egg, dew on the feather, Wind on the open barn coup, beeks in the heather, Chicks by the shady pool, Hens splashing water: Old Rooster Bombadil and the River-Hen Daughter! hope you guys like... the last song did involve the whole chicken and crossing thing so, don't say i'm off topic. long live Chicken!
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11-15-2004, 06:50 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Cleverly done, Ka. You'll be competing with Sam on Troll songs next? "Sticks and stones..."
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11-15-2004, 09:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
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heh. i wish
 ... But, i'm flat out of creative things (unlike Rooster Bombadil!!) today... Things didn't go so well today in general. So, i'll pass the chance up to someone else who has something amazing in mind. Respectfully, ~The Little Old depressed Artist ka~ P.S. Thanks for the compliment. I don't hear them often.
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04-17-2009, 03:25 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
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I was driving home and thinking of Denethor. Movie flavored, this time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Saruman: He does not know fear, he does not know pain, he will eat man-flesh! Eowyn: He fears a cage. Grima: The Chicken has always been our friend and ally. Saruman: You reek of chicken. Theoden: He will be three hundred leagues north by now. Why did the chicken cross the road? Saruman: TO WAAAAAR!!! Denethor: He seeks to supplant me! Faramir: He brings the Steward a mighty gift.
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04-17-2009, 05:00 PM
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
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I'm afraid this will only be intelligible to my fellow Germans, but:
What's black and white and red all over? The Witch-King wearing his Eintracht Frankfurt scarf!
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