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04-10-2004, 10:20 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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More Orc Brands
I posted this in another thread (The Great Orc Debate) but it also fits here.
Some different Orc/ Uruk Hai brand names: "ORC" (GAP) "Old Sharky" (Old Navy) And just like GAP and Old Navy these two companies are always at eachothers necks, being that one is the orc's favorite while the Uruk Hai love the other. This usually starts most of the fights between the two armies.
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04-10-2004, 11:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Well..there is this Greenleaf brand of potting soil I know of... yeah.
Old Sharky!  that's great.
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04-11-2004, 06:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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Why thank you ElenCala Isil! Hmm...lets see if I can think of more...
Eye See You Inc. Made by the servants of Sauron of course. Probably some kind of eye contacts. "Bound to give you red cat eyes in just seconds! (May cause burning eye irritation.)"
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04-13-2004, 12:06 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Old toby's tobacco
Gravy of the wood Angbrand whiskey The Wheel Barrow Downs
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04-13-2004, 10:36 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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And if you're hungry in houston, you can go eat at the hobbit hole!
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04-14-2004, 01:58 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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I saw a sign pointing to an outdoors clothing shop in Sheffield the other day, it said 'new Rohan range in stock'. I had visions of hikers toiling up Mam Tor dressed in armour and gauntlets, brandishing spears at sheep.
Marks & Spencers could relaunch as Morgoth & Saurons and re-market themselves as an alternative clothing shop with scary clothing based on rags and blood stained armour. I'd like to see some of their usual customers dressed like that, ho ho. |
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04-14-2004, 06:29 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Halbarad's Candies (instead of Hammond's)
Bill Baggins (instead of Jack Daniels) Sorry for the liquor reference. Orc-Mobile "Plunder more." (T-Mobile, o'course) Valaroma Wireless "Canst thou hear me now? Good!" (Verizon) Build-A-Mumakil Workshop (Build-A-Bear) Valacirya's Secret lingerie Geez, I just started rifling through my purse for my copy of The Silmarillion. I mean, I'm whacked, but not that whacked!
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