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03-29-2004, 10:24 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Fingon: Oh King, to whom all birds are dear, speed now a chicken delivery, extra crispy with much gravy, for I am now hungry.
Gollum (chasing the chicken): What has it got in its pocketses? Tom Bombadil: Eh, what?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-31-2004, 05:31 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gollum: Musn't ask us. Not his business. Gollum! Gollum! Grima: A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this chicken chooses to appear. Aragorn: He is only doing what he thinks is best for his swarm.
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Fenris Wolf
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03-31-2004, 08:45 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman: Because clearly its love of the Halflings' weed has slowed its mind.
Legolas: (To create) a diversion. Galadriel: The world is changing. It can feel it in the water... Last edited by Lhunardawen; 03-31-2004 at 08:50 AM. Reason: oops...I repeated one... |
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03-31-2004, 03:46 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
Posts: 371
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Boromir: The doom of KFC has come at last. Gandalf: I do not know, but the wings were guided by one purpose. Legolas: It is said that the asphalt is healing to the weary. Sam: What he saw turned out true, and now the farmer's going to catch it hot!
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. |
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03-31-2004, 08:07 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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The One Chicken
Gandalf: To have One Chicken to rule them all, One Chicken to find them, One Chicken to bring them all and at the other side of the road bind them.
Elrond: This is its test...every path it has trod through, through wilderness, through war...has led it to this road. (I don't remember the exact lines, sorry! |
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04-11-2004, 06:05 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
Posts: 4,349
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Gandalf: I've sent him to his death.
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04-12-2004, 01:15 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,685
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Movie Gandalf: Don't mention Frodo, or the chicken. In fact it's better you don't peep at all, Peregrin Took!
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