How far could you go?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Maybe I would have stopped at the border. The tribal areas of Pakistan scare me: No diplomatic protection, no chance in fighting against a thousand AK-armed terrorists, and no way to call for back-up.

Chill, dude. You're spilling classified stuff on the Net.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Adam.

Anytime.

Wow. Adam was actually good, for once. Well, maybe I wouldn't have left in the first place. Think about it: Khamul thinks I left, so he'll be leaving the Shire. So I'll have the protection of deception - a rhyme. Cute. - then I'll have Bag End, and kick the SBs, like Bilbo did! What fun!

That is, until the Ringwraiths find out I haven't really left. But then, if Sauron recovers the Ring, I'd be dead. So I won't hear the peoples of Middle-earth saying, "Damn you, Frodo! You should have left the Shire!"

Later days!
->Elenrod