Nice ROTK parody

[Tinker]

That was beautiful. Just hilarious. Hanglide into Mordor, Of Course! It's so simple. Probably a lot less noticeable than the Eagle theory. Good Ol' Samwise. <P>My favorite parts (the condensed version):<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>ARAGORN: What the hell is that? Poetry? I pay you to do two things: shoot stuff, and look pretty. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> And pays very well for it, I hear.<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>DENETHOR: Crap! Run, everybody, run!<BR>GANDALF: Oh, shut up. <BR>GANDALF clocks DENETHOR and takes over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wait, you mean that's not the actual dialouge?!?! I coulda sworn... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>MERRY: Hello, Pippin. (cough) Would you believe I...got lucky with a hot Rohirrim chickie?<BR><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So <I>that's</I> why we didn't see him for most of the movie Maybe they were just...umm...building hangliders to get into Mordor.Yeah.That works. Ahem.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>SENTIMENTAL BOOK-READERS: Say "Don't go where I can't follow." Say "Don't go where I can't follow." Say "Don't go where I can't follow."<BR>SAM: Don't go where I can't follow!<BR>SENTIMENTAL BOOK-READERS: Woohoo! All right; I can die happy now. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Why were you reading my mind when you're supposed to be watching the movie?I had that at the end of the movie too.<P>Me: Say it. Say it. :::shoos foolish non-book readers in her group back into their seats:: It's not over till he says it.<P>Sam:"Well, I'm back"<P>Me: :::contented sigh::: Okay you guys can go to the bathroom now.