Funniest Lines

Some quotes from the two towers movie.....<P>Gimli speaking to Eowyn : It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men. <BR>Aragorn says to Eowyn : It's the beards.<P>Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade. <BR>Éowyn: Women of this country learned long ago that those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain. <BR>Aragorn: What do you fear, milady? <BR>Éowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire. <BR>Aragorn: You're the daughter of kings. A shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate. <P>That quote isn't funny, but I like it.<BR>