Inconsistencies-I'm not grouchy, these are just so obvious after you see it 10 times

[LePetitChoux]

[LIST]<LI>Aragorn's mum's grave is so unkempt for the resting place of...hmm...let me see....<I>the mother of the rightful king of half the map</I>...<BR><LI>"ORCS!"~well DUH! (it isn't an inconsistency, I just saw it yesterday and burst out laughing...got me a weird look)<BR><LI>When they enter Moria, right after "Orcs!", why does Legolas draw his sword/dagger? Surely his bow would have been better...<BR><LI>Doesn't that troll look like that beast in StarWars: The Return of the Jedi, whom Luke kills?<BR><LI> When the sceptre of the Cave Troll pierces Frodo, surely he'd have been slightly HURT? I mean, when Mithril is driven into you, and then swivelled around, you don't just get up. (I realise this was in the book too, but ah well...)<BR><LI>Quote of Aragorn: "Oh no....", then two minutes later, "You should be dead!" I'd-never-take-the-ring-my-bottom!<BR><LI> Orcs are such a bad army! Morgoth made a HUGE genetic mistake when making them-they are clearly short-sighted, as they never hit ANYTHING, unless they are 2m away, and even then it takes 3 arrows!<BR><LI>"It is a Balrog"...they wait for about 3 minutes and then "RUN!" Silly, really. Giving that Balrog a head start...<BR><LI>"The Bridge is near!" Suuuuure it is. Only 40km away...<BR><LI> How fit are the members of the Fellowship? (I don't mean handsome, but fit in its literal sense)-they can run SO FAR non stop! Me? After the first flight of steps, I'd collapse!<BR><LI>Whose eyes flash up at us after Galadriel says "EYE!"?<BR><LI>Legolas STOLE THAT JUG!<P>Thats all, folks!