There is nothing lowly or classless about swooning as long as it is done in an original manner. You can bore everyone to tears by using bad grammar, and saying stuff like, "oh MY GOSH, Legolas is, like, SOOO FREAKIN' HOT! Hubba hubba!"<BR>...Or you can say, "But only to feel his steady archer's gaze upon the back of my exposed neck!"<BR>It all comes down to eloquence. Well, and a sense of humor too. I mean, it's pretty funny to be gaga over a bratty, bungee-jumping Brit (nice use of alliteration, eh? And I mean "bratty" in the best possible way); it's even funnier to be gaga over a non-existent ELF with flowing blond hair. I can just imagine him getting the tangles out in between shooting down orcs.
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