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Old 03-25-2002, 05:38 AM   #1
Nice-Smeagol
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Hello,

Here is my interpratation of how a battle would go.....

Round 1:

Dragon glares at Balrog, Balrog glares back. Dragon sees Balrog is mightier at glaring and looks away. Dragon looks back and tries to make the Balrog have a mind blank. Succeeds. Round 1 to the Dragon. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Round 2:

Dragon and Balrog glare again. This time Dragon decides to attack. Breathes fire on Balrog. Has no effect. Balrog uses whip and scars Dragon. Dragon flies down and attacks Balrog with claws and teeth.. Burns himself. Balrog looms up scarily. Dragon surrenders. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Round 3:

Glaring begins again. Dragon breathes noxious fumes and flame. Has no effect. Hurls insults at Balrog. Balrog hurls the end of his whip. Dragon gets it on the end of his nose.Makes Balrog have mind blank.

So, a very close battle and probably a load of rubbish. I think we'll never know who would win unless we asked Tolkien himself.
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