The FOTR drinking game for dry-townies

[Emni Windrunner]

Okay, so I went and did more than eat dinner. I've been away from the computer for a few days, but I've still got a few more contributions.

Take a drink when:

The Fellowship gets trapped in Moria because Legolas fell trying to jump across the gap in the stairway because the Orcs fired off a missile just as he was jumping.

In a distracted moment, Gandalf mentions the Brotherhood of Mutants and wonders aloud who Mystique is posing as now.

Saruman forgets himself and tries to make a red blade come out of his staff.

Farmer Maggot actually tells the Nazgul what for.

The ASPCA goes after Arwen for not sparing the horses at the ford.

Legolas shoots down the winged steed of the Nazgul.

The significance of the White Hand is explained.

Saruman admits that he only keeps the Orcs around for comic relief.

Goldberry turns up or is mentioned.

It is explained how in the world Elrond came to the conclusion that Aragorn "has chosen exile", when there's nothing in the book or the movie to back up that assessment.

Elrond puts Aragorn through a lie-detector test before he will allow Aragorn to marry Arwen.