Movie Bloopers!

[Maegaladiel]

No, Lily Bombadil, my 'nunnery' bit from my sig is from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". Act Four, I think. So is the part about the hawk and the handsaw. Read it, or watch the movie! (The Mel Gibson version! Yeeehaw!) Although not Tolkien, I highly reccomend it.

Okay, back on topic now.

This bit just popped into my head. (You have to see the new Matrix movie to get this one, though.)

Aragorn- Elrond, what can I do to convince you to let me marry Arwen?!
ELROND- *donns sunglasses* If you can't beat us, Mr. Aragorn, you must join us. *hundreds of other Elronds in glasses pop out of nowhere. Elrond sticks his hand into Aragorn's chest. Aragorn turns into another Elrond*
ELROND- Now you are me. I am arwen's father, so you can't marry her anyway!! Mwahahahaa!
PJ- CUT!!!! CUT CUT CUT!! HUGO! KNOCK IT OFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! *Elrond walks off camera* Do you realize how many actors we've lost thanks to that little trick of yours, Hugo? I--aaaakkklllllkkkk!!!
*Camera turns on PJ. Elrond has stuck his hand into PJ's chest. PJ becomes Elrond.*

VOICE- (Elrond's) THis movie has changed from the Lord of the Rings to the Lord of the ELRONDS!! Mwahahahahhaaa!!!

*Entire cast and crew are Elronds.*