Arda Employment Agency

[Rimbaud]

Wanted:

Malcontents of Arda for recruitment to Army of Darkness. Unparalleled potential for career growth and job satisfaction. No prior world-taking-over skills required; you will receive on-the-job training. Please apply, on a postcard to:

"There's No Eye in Team Sauron!"
Mount Doom Televisual Enterprises
Peter Jackson Street, Mordor.

Feel free to give us a Ring.

Additionally, Shelob of MDTV's syndicate partner Ungoliant Enterprises seeks Webmasters to expand her Web presence.

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