Middle-earth Therapy Sessions

[Daewen]

Menwhile...back in the madhouse...er...i mean...therapy session...

Faramir: *bursting in* EOWYN!!! *sees her face is turning blue* Oh for God's sake let go of your breath!

Eowyn: *puts hands on hips and looks at him stubbornly*

Faramir: Hey...anyone wanna help me out here?
*looks at Aragorn who is...uh...well let's just say busy...and then looks at Q*

Q: Uh...well...what do you want me to do?

Faramir: Make her breathe!

Q: I can't do that! Do I look like a paramedic to you? All I can do is give you a diagnosis as to why she's not breathing...

Faramir: Then do that goddamnit! She's my wife and I don't want her dying!

Q: And why is it that you don't want her to die?

Faramir: *violins start playing in background* Because I love her! She's my other half...my soul mate...my...*is cut off because Eowyn has decided to breathe again and has pounced on Faramir and started kissing him*

Q: *looks around at both couples* Well...I think we've resolved this issue....*looks at Aragorn&Arwen* Oh alright you two...get a room for God's sake...

---Well this therapy session has come to a close...just one more success in the name of Middle Earth shrinks everywhere...but after Q had gotten the two happy couples out of his office (and into bed [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) his door creaked open, and in stepped...----