Song Parodies

[Vuelve]

Ok Ringies,Downers,and Gandalf Groupies, here is the much anticipated song parody from me.

Ok so it really wasn't anticipated.Heck, you didn't even know I was writing one.You probably don't even know who I am.But on with the parody.Keep in mind it took me a very, very long time to write this.

To Shakira's "Objection (Tango)" Vuelve presents to you "Objection (Precious)" as sung by Gollum:


It's not your fault that your so irresistable,
And all the damage you'll cause is unfixable.
A stupid fat hobbit came and took you away,
But leave it up to me you'll be mine.
Forever once again!

(chorus)
Objection!The Precious.Its my obsession.
I give it all of my attention.
Loves it forever and never another.
But Bilbo came and took you.
Stupid fat hobbit I'll come and get you.
and use a nice big fishy.
To hit you on the head and take my ring.
Precious, I want my Precious....

Next to the cheap Elven rings you look beautiful.
Thats why in front of the Eye your so visible.
Even Sauron knows small things also count.
When it comes to rings theres no doubt.
Your the best thats come around.

(chorus)
Objection!The Precious.Its my obsession.
I give it all of my attention.
Loves it forever and never another.
But Bilbo came and took you.
Stupid fat hobbit I'll come and get you.
and use a nice big fishy.
To hit you on the head and take my ring.
Precious, I want my Precious....

The goal is to find my Precious.
Why did he have to take you away from me.
Away from me....

That is my Precious and I want it.
Give it back you stupid hobbit.
It is not for thee.Was never meant to be.
And I will bite you, and kick you, then drown you of course.
Fat thief of a Baggins
I'm gonna get you!!

(chorus)
Objection!The Precious.Its my obsession.
I give it all of my attention.
Loves it forever and never another.
But Bilbo came and took you.
Stupid fat hobbit I'll come and get you.
and use a nice big fishy.
To hit you on the head and take my ring.
Precious, I want my Precious....

Give it back, give it back...
Give it back....
To hit you on the head and take my ring.
Give it back.
To hit you on the head and take my ring.
Give it back.
GIve it back!


---In my opion this is my best post ever,and I know it was my longest. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ---

~Peace~Love~&~Good~Music~
Vuelvs'