50 Reasons LOTR sucks

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Ok, I KNOW the list was a joke but, lets say its real, this would be my retaliation:

2 REASON LOTR(the movie)RULES!
1. It is obviously far to superior for your peanut sized brains, so we can get a good laugh out of watching you trying to deciepher it.
2. Viggo Mortensen.

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EDIT:The fortress at Helm's Deep stands like a stoney island in a dark sea of Orc, spears bristling in the air like a stampede of huge porcupines if they somehow had spears instead of quills and clumps of Orc for bodies and weren't stampeding.
MY GOD THATS FUNNY! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ April 13, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]