Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ebony · 01-24-2003, 08:32 AM

To Boromir: Come on! It's only a flesh wound. Get up and fight like a man!

My you're looking Sharpe today Boromir. Is that an Arrow shirt you're wearing?

So Gandalf, it's great that Frodo destroyed the ring and all, but what am I going to do with the other six I have just like it at home?

Gimli! That's not face cream, it's NAIR!

Aragorn, you know that old story about how Sauron broke your sword? Ah, well, they're not exactly true. Actually, Gimli tried to shave with it.

01-24-2003, 08:32 AM	#11
Ebony Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: between a hard and a rocky place Posts: 22	To Boromir: Come on! It's only a flesh wound. Get up and fight like a man! My you're looking Sharpe today Boromir. Is that an Arrow shirt you're wearing? So Gandalf, it's great that Frodo destroyed the ring and all, but what am I going to do with the other six I have just like it at home? Gimli! That's not face cream, it's NAIR! Aragorn, you know that old story about how Sauron broke your sword? Ah, well, they're not exactly true. Actually, Gimli tried to shave with it. __________________ Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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