Things you should never say to LOTR characters

[Helkahothion]

Here I go,

To cavetrol:Go away! You are to stupid to play chess.

To any Uruk-Hai: Actualy you are not a perfected form of Orc. Your just plain ugly and have the same brain capacity as a peanut.

To Legolas: Ehm Legsie. I was playing with matches and accidently burned down Mirkwood.

To Legolas: I was playing with your bow a little and....well....uhm......before I broke it in two peaces I accidently shot down Gimli.

To Sam: Frodo is a loser and you can't even put a plant straight in a hole. You really are a moron arren't you? Oh and P.S. I am marrying Rosie. HAHAHA so there.

Hope you like em.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Kleemann