Holidays - Lord of the Rings Style

[Gandalf_theGrey]

* a Cloaked Guest enters, wreathed in the aromatic smoke of Longbottom Leaf *

Hail The Fifth:

Happy Birthday to my favorite wraith! So tell me, what sort of mathoms do Ring Wraiths give out on their birthday? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Ponder it well, and meanwhile you can listen to a little song I've penned in your honor:

Happy Birthday to you
Though you're undead it's true
With your years stretched and thinning
All because of a ring.

Happy Birthday dear Fifth
Through long ages you drift
As a dark spooky horseman
Noisesome screeches you lift.

Happy Birthday wraith-foe
Safe to Mordor now go
On your birthday, you I won't slay
Though Glamdring bright glow.

... and of course, here are your birthday fireworks:



* bows, extends hand for a friendly handshake *

Gandalf the Grey