101 things LOTR's characters were really thinking.

[Rosie-Posey Sandybanks]

When Gandalf first sees Frodo:
*he's got huge feet! I wonder if it's true, what they say about guys with big feet?"

When Legolas first sees the Hobbits:
*Look at those enormous feet. I'd feel threatened if it was true about guys with big feet, but look how small mine are and... well, you know*

When Aragorn first sees the Hobbits:
*I feel a bit threatened at the size of their feet*

When Boromir first sees the Hobbits:
*Those feet! I'm going to have to kidnap one of them and take him back to Gondor to see if the feet thing is true with their race!*

When Arwen first sees the Hobbits:
*Wow! Look at their feet! And I know the rumor about the size of a guy's feet is true because I saw Legolas under the waterfall 500 years ago.*

Okay, went a little overboard there but it was fun!