Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?!

[Blue Elf]

Thanks Anioun (sp?)
I have a bad case of low self esteem...

(Nazgul is riding his winged steed, which has no name, so I shall call it a Foozle)

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Nazgul: Geez!! I know the point is to scare everyone, but this hurts my ears!!

(in the scene in which Eowyn faces the Nazgul, and sorry that the lines are kind of off)
Nazgul: No man can kill me!!
Eowyn: Ha, I'm a girl!! (A/N yeah, I forgot that line completely)
(everyone on the battlefield): Woohoo!! Chick on the battlefield!!

(Gandalf is riding Gwaihir)
Gandalf: Wait, Gwaihir, turn back!! I forgot my staff!!

Okay, this next one isn't funny reading it, but if you imagine it:
(Winged Nazgul. The Nazgul falls off his winged steed. One Nazgul less to worry about)