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Etheral Enchantress
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*The Fellowship is up on the hill. Boromir is teaching the Hobbits how to swordfight, etc.*
Legolas: *Jumps onto the rock and starts singing softly* Baby she's nothing 'less she can *throws out his arms and belts out* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE the big yellow bus it's still DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK And the radio barks only...BEATLES SONGS from A to Z...as she rides in her big yellow bus...with me... *Everyone stops to look at him, puzzled* Legolas: Erm...Seven Nations...know them? *Everyone remains silent* Legolas: Oh...never mind...*turns to the rock* I'M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOOOOOO!! *turns back* Better? *Everyone raises one eyebrow in unison* Legolas: "Titanic"...come on! You guys had to see it! *Everyone continues to stare* Legolas: All right, all right, have it your way. *clears his throat and turns again* Crebain from Duneland! *Everyone gives a satisfied smile before scattering and taking cover except for Legolas who continues to stand there.* Legolas: *muttering* Don't know Seven Nations...come on...everyone should know them...bah... *The crows come and carry him off* Legolas: *still muttering* I can't believe it...you know, I really can't... *Was listening to Seven Nations when I wrote that* *The Fellowship arrives at the gates of Moira* Frodo: What does that say? Does it say "Speak friend and enter"? I think it does... Gandalf: Bah! They changed it! It's another riddle...it says "Knock knock" Everyone: Who's there? *The door changes* Gandalf: "Interrupting Cow" Everyone: Interrupting cow wh- Gandalf: MOOOOOOO! Haha! Got you guys! Nah, you were right Frodo, it says "Speak friend and Enter". *The Fellowship is watching Gandalf fall* Gandalf: Fly you fools! *Drops* Legolas: Hey! Good use of alliteration, dude! Very poetic...hmmm...maybe a song..."I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it every night and day...spread my wings and fly away...I believe I can soar...I see me running through that open dooooooor...I believe...I can flyyyyy!" *Everyone stares at him* Legolas: It'll be a hit someday! I'm telling you! *Everyone shakes their heads* LATER *As Gandalf is being carried by Gwaihir he hears singing* Gwaihir: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it... Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *They fly over Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas* Legolas: *singing* "I am beautiful no matter what they say...Words can't bring me down...I am beautiful in every single way...Yes, words can't bring me down...So don't you bring me down today..." *Everyone stares at him* Legolas: Sorry! Sheesh! *hears Gwaihir* SEE? I TOLD you it'd be big! I told you I told you! *He begins to run and frolic* Gimli: Can we kill him now? Aragorn: Let's... *They begin chasing Legolas and that is really how they covered so much ground: they really didn't care about Merry and Pippin...*
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes |
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