Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?!

[Max]

(In Lothlorien the elves are singing in their own tongue, the fellowship listens but does not understand)

Frodo: What are they saying, legolas?

Legolas: Their singing the jingle for Mug Root Beer.

Frodo: Oh, shall we sing with them?

Legolas: If you wish.

Frodo: Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug . . .

Legolas walks off giggling as Gladirel yells at Frodo for disturbing the elves song for Gandalf.

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Frodo: If you wish it I will give you the One Ring.

Gladriel: Oh, sure.

Frodo: Sucker. (Frodo runs away giggling)

Gladriel: (yelling)Indian Giver

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Legolas: He is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, you owe him your allegiance.

Boromir: Aragorn? So this is Isildur's heir.

Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor.

Boromir: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

Aragorn: Sit down Legolas.

Legolas: Shut up, You whiny little punk. Just because you don't want to be a king doesn't mean that some of us aren't still royalty here.

Elrond: Lego-

Legolas: Oh, blow it out your rear-end Ellie. (to Boromir) Now ya big duffus, I'm tired of being stepped all over, I'm a prince damn it.

(The blunt side of an ax thwanks him in the back side of his head. Everyone looks at Gimli.)

Elrond: Shall we continue then?

(Legolas remains uncontius for the remainder of the meeting and receives many kicks as the council disbands. Afterward Aragon tells him about his bravery in voluteering for the fellowship.)

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Aragorn: Let us hunt some orcs!!! Legolas, grab the assault rifle and extra clips. Gimli, you ready the warheads.

Gimli: Ai, capi'n!!

Legolas: But, sir, we don't have enough room for it all . . .

Aragorn: So we either bring the automatic weapons or the swords and bows?

Legols nods his head.

Aragorn: Hmm, will we be able to bring the Play Boys if we leave the guns?

Gimli nods his head.

Aragorn: Swords and Arrows it is!! Onward men!!!

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This was really fun, I hope Legolas doesn't come off as an a**hole in the thrid script.