Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?!

[NyteSky]

Haha, hilarious! Especially the teddy bears and the "Are you frightened" ones. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'll try a couple.

Ringwraith: Bagginssssssssssss?
Gaffer: Uh, I don't think I should be tellin you 'bout no Bagginses, beggin your pardon. (ok, I can't talk like the Gaffer, I know.)
Ringwraith: McDonaldsssssssss?
Gaffer: Oh sure, there's one down the road. You can get Rings of Power with your Happy Meal now too.

At the Bridge of Khazad Dum.
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
As Gimli begins to take a small running leap, Legolas sticks out his foot. Gimli trips over it just before jumping.
Legolas looks to Aragorn and shrugs. "I never did like dwarves."

Ok, that's enough. I'll spare you any further attempts.