101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Linnahiril Tinnufinwen]

--Aragorn (during final battle speech in front of the Black Gates): "Fellow Soldiers...we're in a Pickle now!"

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--Legolas to Aragorn (at Helm's Deep, in Elvish): Aragorn, nedin dagor hen ú-'erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer. [Aragorn, they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!]

--Aragorn (in English): Then I shall die as one of them! (there is silence in the room as the Rohirrim stare at him, uneasy.) Umm...did I say that in English?

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--Sauron: Ahh! I've got something in my eye!

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--Sauron: How many times do I have to tell you? It's Sauron, not Sauruman!

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--Haldir (during Helm’s Deep): Oops, I dropped my sword. (Goes to pick it up. Gets stabbed in the back) Ehhh! (Falls down and dies)

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-- Legolas (to Merry or Pippen): Can I bum a smoke?

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--Eowyn (as she slices the head off the Witchking’s flying creature): I didn’t spend years in the kitchen chopping onions for nothing!

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--Aragorn (while standing and facing the Path of the Dead, to Legolas and Gimli): Come! Let's go kill the dead!