101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Yavanna Kementari]

Daewen, I love the Knights Tale thing!! LOL
The Elf in tights thing is really funny too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
How about this ( Another Matrix parody)

Elrond: Come with us Mister Greenleaf

Leglolas: The Name IS LEGO!! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Nah, that was dumb.
Let me try again.

A long long time ago:
Deagol is eating a box of cracker jacks and picks out a ring and Gollum takes it from him.

the 2nd age

Frodo is eating a box of cracker jacks, pulls out another One ring.

Frodo: Wow, hey Uncle Bilbo looky what I found!

Bilbo, upset and astounded, rushes over to compare the two.

Bilbo : I don't believe it!

Sam comes bumbling up the walk to Bag End, pops his head in the window and with a mouth choc-full-o cracker jacks and exclaims,'Miffer Frodo, Loo wha I found!', as chewed carmel covered pop corn hits Bilbo's face.
Bilbo inspects Sams ring as well.

Bilbo: They are just cheap imitations.

Gollum sitting in the woods he is so fat he looks like a bloated frog with a humongous pile of empty cracker jack boxes on one side
and a giant pile of One rings in front of him.

Gollum: Ohh yessss, we have the Preciousesss now don't we. Yessss we has the preciousesssss. Because preciousss has had babiesss yess.

[ April 27, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]