101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Sauron999]

Sauron singing to the ring:
I will survive

First I was afraid, I was petryfied
Kept thinkin´I could never live without you by my side
But than I spent so many nights thinkin´ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And so you´re back
From the Baggins place
you just came back i found you here with that sad look upon your face
I should changed that stupid look

I should have made you leaving me
If I ´ve known for just one second
You´d be back to bother me

Go on now
Walk out the door
fall in the fire now
cause You´re not welcome anymore
Weren´t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I´d lay down and die
Oh no
No I I will survive
Oh
As long as I know how to rule I know I´ll stay alive
I´ve got all my power to live
I´ve got all my hate to give
And I´ll survive I will survive Hey Hey


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Sauron to Frodo after getting him at the crack of doom: "After all, you're right. I don't need that thingie. It's evil! Just throw it down there. Gollum, stay. Stay! Gollum, I said stay! You don't need the ring. I got a nice fishy-fishy for you."
Frodo throws the ring down into the fire, you hear a distant "puff".
Sauron: "Now that's over. Don't you think I was getting tired of that?"