101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Vinyaampawen · 05-09-2002, 10:09 AM

Aragorn: But Arwen is the hottest elf in Middle Earth! No other elf holds a candle to her.

Gandalf: "Hottest elf"! Is this the way you are to speak of your betrothed? Anyway have you checked out the Visgoths lately? They are pretty hold stuff too!

Legolas: Well Aragorn...I think you should visit the Visgoths while I pay a visit to Arwen. Don't you believe in "sharesies"? Arwen has a "thing" for me. After all, I have been around longer.

Aragorn: Well, o.k. I will check out the Visgoths...but don't bring anymore whipped cream to Arwen and you can forget about using ours when you go visit Arwen. Anyway...Arwen is starting to like honey spread all over her body. Try that!

Legolas: Hey Bud! Thanks for the heads up! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

05-09-2002, 10:09 AM	#1
Vinyaampawen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Rivendell, Middle Earth Posts: 30	Aragorn: But Arwen is the hottest elf in Middle Earth! No other elf holds a candle to her. Gandalf: "Hottest elf"! Is this the way you are to speak of your betrothed? Anyway have you checked out the Visgoths lately? They are pretty hold stuff too! Legolas: Well Aragorn...I think you should visit the Visgoths while I pay a visit to Arwen. Don't you believe in "sharesies"? Arwen has a "thing" for me. After all, I have been around longer. Aragorn: Well, o.k. I will check out the Visgoths...but don't bring anymore whipped cream to Arwen and you can forget about using ours when you go visit Arwen. Anyway...Arwen is starting to like honey spread all over her body. Try that! Legolas: Hey Bud! Thanks for the heads up! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Vinyaampawen

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