101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

I got more.

Sauron: Hey, Frodo, sup my man. Sit down for some lunch. Oh, could you pass the salt? Sorry, could you please pass the salt.

Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son on Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor. Begone, and thou shall no longer be a threat to my people.

Sauron: Hey sup my new neighbor! I never meant to be a threat though. Can't we all be friends here?

Frodo: Yeah Aragorn, chill. Sauron's cool, and he also makes a great cup o' tea.

Aragorn: Sauron, I see behind thy mask, and thou's evil ways....tea? Ooh, sounds good count me in neighby!

Gandalf: Hey!!! Aragorn, do not be tempted. Sauron is evil and he wishes to destroy us all, and take power for himself!

Sauron: Gandalf, please. Come on, I'm only trying to be nice. And I would never want to "destroy" everyone!! Besides, who would I have tea with?

Gandalf: Aragorn, you musn't believe him, he will destroy you!

Sauron: I've asked you nicely, could you stop that please!

Gandalf: HE WILL DESTROY YOU!! ARAGOOOORN!!

Sauron: Ok, that's it. I've had enough of you! (blows up Gandalf)

Aragorn and Frodo: About time, thanks Sauron, he was getting on my nerves!

Sauron: No problem, I know wasn't he!?

[ April 05, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]