101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Thinhyandoiel · 03-28-2002, 03:03 AM

Didn't read through them all, as there are ALOT of them to read through. So, I'll just put mine down:

Sam: Weeds! Oh, they'd look just lovely next to the perennials, don't you think Mr. Frodo?
Elrond: Isildur, give me the ring.
Isildur: *throws ring into Mount Doom* Can't people pick up their garbage after I take away their power? Sheesh.
Sam: Oh no, ain't no way in hell I'm going to see any Elves, Mr. Frodo. You'll have to tie me up in a sack!
Merry: Pippin? I'm hungry.
Gandalf: Oh, Bilbo's ring! Gimme!
Gimli: God, this beard is just getting in the way! Legolas, hand me that knife of yours, will you?
Legolas: I am not going up that Mountain! Do you have any idea what the cold will do to my skin?
Legolas: Singing's for wimps.
Gandalf: Here, Pippin, hold this Palantir a moment while I adjust my hat.
Aragorn: You touched...my sword.
Boromir: Well, yes but-
Aragorn: You TOUCHED...MY SWORD?!?!
Glorfindel (or Arwen, w/e): Slow DOWN, Asfaloth! I can't see the Nazgul anymore!
Bilbo: I'm quitting smoking!
Legolas: Can I go home now?!
Thranduil: Ale? Wine? What's that?
Uruk-Hai: *at Amon Hen* Boromir! Wonderful to see you! What? These swords? Purely for decoration, I assure you. Come, we have a picnic just down the river and we'd love it if you could join us.
Boromir: *dying* They went that way.
Sauron: I can't get this blasted...ring off my finger! Get me the butter!

Oh, I could think of more, but I figure that was long enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

03-28-2002, 03:03 AM	#11
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	Didn't read through them all, as there are ALOT of them to read through. So, I'll just put mine down: Sam: Weeds! Oh, they'd look just lovely next to the perennials, don't you think Mr. Frodo? Elrond: Isildur, give me the ring. Isildur: throws ring into Mount Doom Can't people pick up their garbage after I take away their power? Sheesh. Sam: Oh no, ain't no way in hell I'm going to see any Elves, Mr. Frodo. You'll have to tie me up in a sack! Merry: Pippin? I'm hungry. Gandalf: Oh, Bilbo's ring! Gimme! Gimli: God, this beard is just getting in the way! Legolas, hand me that knife of yours, will you? Legolas: I am not going up that Mountain! Do you have any idea what the cold will do to my skin? Legolas: Singing's for wimps. Gandalf: Here, Pippin, hold this Palantir a moment while I adjust my hat. Aragorn: You touched...my sword. Boromir: Well, yes but- Aragorn: You TOUCHED...MY SWORD?!?! Glorfindel (or Arwen, w/e): Slow DOWN, Asfaloth! I can't see the Nazgul anymore! Bilbo: I'm quitting smoking! Legolas: Can I go home now?! Thranduil: Ale? Wine? What's that? Uruk-Hai: at Amon Hen Boromir! Wonderful to see you! What? These swords? Purely for decoration, I assure you. Come, we have a picnic just down the river and we'd love it if you could join us. Boromir: dying They went that way. Sauron: I can't get this blasted...ring off my finger! Get me the butter! Oh, I could think of more, but I figure that was long enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

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