101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

SamwiseGamgee · 03-12-2002, 06:08 PM

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Boromir (at Council of Elrond): What, Legolas? Rightful heir to the throne of Gondor. Oh, I do apologise! Sorry Aragorn, you have the floor. (Sheepishly sneaks back to seat)

Sauron to Frodo in Prancing Pony: Hey Frodo, jus' thought I'd call to say 'Keep the ring', I don't really need it. Oh, and have you seen Gandalf recently. I have to have him over to dinner... the new spawning chamber! Oh! It's to die for. Anyway, I digress. Bye sweety!

Balrog to Gandalf: Oh. Ok the. (Turns to Orcs) He says we're not allowed! (Shouts from orcs to not back down) (Balrog whispering to orcs) You tell him, he's scary!

Gandalf: I could look years younger if I just shaved this beard.

Boromir: Hey, Lubburz... old buddy, old pal! What do you want with me? I'm just a human. It's these halflings you want (Pushes Merry and Pip forward whilst backing off) They've got the ring. Bye!

Frodo looks out over Mordor and then looks back and starts humming 'Stairway To Heaven': There's a feeling I get/ As I look to the West.

Theoden at Pelennor fields: Oh, there's a few more than I expected. Anyway, Denethor doesn't know we're here, they won't miss us. Come on chaps, off home for us!

Aragorn: I didn't want to be King of Gondor... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The oak. The fern. The flatulent elm of North Rhysdale! Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

Ringwraith: Shire. Baggins.
Hobbit: I. Don't. Know.
Ringwraith: Damn. Well, I hope I'm not the one who has to tell Sauron. Cheerio. Oh, and if you find out about this Baggins chap give me a shout!

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03-12-2002, 06:08 PM	#1
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Superb! Boromir (at Council of Elrond): What, Legolas? Rightful heir to the throne of Gondor. Oh, I do apologise! Sorry Aragorn, you have the floor. (Sheepishly sneaks back to seat) Sauron to Frodo in Prancing Pony: Hey Frodo, jus' thought I'd call to say 'Keep the ring', I don't really need it. Oh, and have you seen Gandalf recently. I have to have him over to dinner... the new spawning chamber! Oh! It's to die for. Anyway, I digress. Bye sweety! Balrog to Gandalf: Oh. Ok the. (Turns to Orcs) He says we're not allowed! (Shouts from orcs to not back down) (Balrog whispering to orcs) You tell him, he's scary! Gandalf: I could look years younger if I just shaved this beard. Boromir: Hey, Lubburz... old buddy, old pal! What do you want with me? I'm just a human. It's these halflings you want (Pushes Merry and Pip forward whilst backing off) They've got the ring. Bye! Frodo looks out over Mordor and then looks back and starts humming 'Stairway To Heaven': There's a feeling I get/ As I look to the West. Theoden at Pelennor fields: Oh, there's a few more than I expected. Anyway, Denethor doesn't know we're here, they won't miss us. Come on chaps, off home for us! Aragorn: I didn't want to be King of Gondor... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The oak. The fern. The flatulent elm of North Rhysdale! Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok... Ringwraith: Shire. Baggins. Hobbit: I. Don't. Know. Ringwraith: Damn. Well, I hope I'm not the one who has to tell Sauron. Cheerio. Oh, and if you find out about this Baggins chap give me a shout! That's the best I can do. Hope you enjoy as much as I did yours! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

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