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Isilya · 09-22-2002, 06:34 PM

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: You said you would bind yourself to me forever.
Arwen: And to that I hol...What is that amazing smell?
Announcer: Do you want to attract someone, but are too ashamed of your bodily odour? Then get Eau de Aragorn, the rugged smell of sweat, blood, and other foresty things we're not allowed to mention on air. Just two sprays, and you'll be attracting your own Evenstar.

Eau de Aragorn: When regular cologne just isn't enough.

09-22-2002, 06:34 PM	#11
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	Arwen: Do you remember when we first met? Aragorn: You said you would bind yourself to me forever. Arwen: And to that I hol...What is that amazing smell? Announcer: Do you want to attract someone, but are too ashamed of your bodily odour? Then get Eau de Aragorn, the rugged smell of sweat, blood, and other foresty things we're not allowed to mention on air. Just two sprays, and you'll be attracting your own Evenstar. Eau de Aragorn: When regular cologne just isn't enough. __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

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