Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maltaharma · 09-07-2002, 11:16 AM

(To the tune of the can-can)
The Uruk-hai:
Can!
Can you serve Saruman?
Can you do his can-can?
Are you his biggest fan?
Saruman:
You better be or else your dead!
Uruk-hai:
You don't wanna be dead
Don't lose your head, head
Or else your dead
Or else you dead. Hey!
Enter Lady Orcs:
Can!
Can you do the can-can?
Orcs can do the can-can
And we'll kill Boromir
Uruk-hai:
At least that's what it says in the script!
Enter Boromir:
Sucks.
My life really sucks sucks
Orcs can't really dance dance
(Pause. All orcs glare at him)
Boromir:
But don't take it personally. AHHHHHH!
(www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries)

09-07-2002, 11:16 AM	#11
Maltaharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 20	(To the tune of the can-can) The Uruk-hai: Can! Can you serve Saruman? Can you do his can-can? Are you his biggest fan? Saruman: You better be or else your dead! Uruk-hai: You don't wanna be dead Don't lose your head, head Or else your dead Or else you dead. Hey! Enter Lady Orcs: Can! Can you do the can-can? Orcs can do the can-can And we'll kill Boromir Uruk-hai: At least that's what it says in the script! Enter Boromir: Sucks. My life really sucks sucks Orcs can't really dance dance (Pause. All orcs glare at him) Boromir: But don't take it personally. AHHHHHH! (www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries) __________________ Maltaharma

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