Star Wars meets The Lord of The Rings

[Lily Bombadil]

OH!

Pippin says, "Mesa called Pippin Took!"
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Strider & the 4 hobbits are flying through space in the Millenium Falcon when this big star starts to pull them towards it.
Inside, Darth Vader is like "Welcome to the Evenstar. Coo pur, coo pur..."
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Arwen is Queen Undomiel instead of Amidala
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Faramir comes crying to Eowyn saying, "I slaughtered them like animals." Then he relates the story of his revenge on the Uruk-hai bcause they killed Boromir.
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Legolas says of Aragorn, "This is no mere Jedi. He is Obi Wan Dunedain. You owe him your allegiance."
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Arwen says, "You're not all-powerful, Aragorn."
"Well I should be."
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Sam says, "Mister Frodo, I need to be serviced."

(OKAY, THESE ARE DUMB! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )