Limerick, anyone?

[Vladivos the Rider]

There once was an orc name of Grishnakh,
Who lived in an underground shack,
He liked eating raw meat,
But he never was neat,
And it showed when he stabbed people's back(s)
Sorry t'was so gruesome
[img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I'm not very good at the whole optimistic thing.....

There once was a hobbit named Merry,
Who had a great fondness for sherry,
He wouldn't touch beer,
'Cept for one time one year,
When the sherry casks fell off the ferry.

*reads over*
*puts head in hands, groaning theatrically for enhanced dramatic emphasis* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]