What to get for Biblo and Frodo's birthday?

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/onering.jpg" align=absmiddle> Well... here's my unbiased opinion... not

Concerning &quot;Biblo&quot; I would give nothing. For he would be a nonexistent character in the Trilogy or Silmarillion or the Hobbit original. It would be a waste of currency to purchase a fine gift for a noncharacter on his/her birthday. As to Frodo, I'd give him... a chevette. He's cool, but not as cool as any of the other characters. Seemed to take the brunt of everything, the weight of the ring, the venom from that spider thingy... yada yada. Just a poor soul in need of a vehicle that provides faster transportation to Mount Doom so that he can get his finger bitten off by Gollum and and go home, across the sea to Valinor. The End

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